Thursday, February 5, 2009


Sniffling, sneezing, shivering causes only stuffy noses, sweaty palms, and balls of somewhat used kleenex piles to manifest on my desk, causing my desk to be a haven for a rockin' germ party. Soon an unsuspecting student will come drop off a note and the jock germs will latch themselves on to their shirt cuffs for a real wild ride. They will be transported to such exotic locations like bathroom stall doors and lockers. Jock germs become Anthony Bourdain germs! From there the world is open! All these pesky little germs need to do is catch a ride onto any LL Bean backpack! The varius new cuisine and adventures comeing there way. Just think, if they made it here they can make it anywhere: soccer fields, locker rooms, library...if they play their cards right they can make it to the our biggest basketball rivals and began to tear them down piece by piece. REVOLUTION! Enemies being defeated by infections. Bourdain becomes the Conquistadors! The strong destroy the weak!

I have class now.

1 comment:

  1. I hope you feel better soon! Being sick sucks :(